The MooMinati

Wake up Sheeple, more proof that our planet was visited and guided by visitors from another planet.  Over the years the Moominati have slowly changed the way we think, making more of us become vegetarians and convincing us of the so called benefits of drinking milk.

Moominati Cave Drawings
Moominati Cave Drawings

The Moominati visited us in caveman times, they were in search of a new planet, driven by their desire to have their nipples touched by more and more species.  To this end they created our human culture and gave us a desire to drink milk.  This desire led us to create the farming system we have in place now, the Moominati would see it as a mutually beneficial scenario.

Moominati Leader enjoys Milking
Moominati Leader enjoys Milking

 

This scenario was brought to an abrupt halt when the barbarian leader, Amrold Schuragger, rebelled against the Moominati, killing them and discovering the taste of beef.

Barbarian Rebellion
Barbarian Rebellion

The remaining Moominati went into seclusion, hiding amongst us whilst their descendants, now ruthlessly domesticated, were raised and used for milk, cheese and meat.

They still exist, slowly working in the background as part of the hidden government – and these leaked photos show, still pushing us in a direction that must surely only benefit them.

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