
Author: Jonn


Trees
You know how you can cut a tree in half and count the rings to see the age? My daughters[…]
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Bubbles
You know when you fart in the bath all of the bubbles rush to the surface? It doesn’t work as[…]
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Census
The national census came around, and as was the joke – I put my religion down as Jedi. Now I[…]
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Home made
I tried my hand at making home made preserves to sell at the local market. They didn’t go down well. […]
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Philosophy
If a tree falls and there’s no one there to see it, did it really happen? If a tree falls[…]
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Home Security
I thought of a great way of scaring off an intruder. I stripped naked, painted myself green and jumped out[…]
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Medicine Man
Bees are NOT a cure for piles….
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The Entertainer
I once tried my hand at being a kids party entertainer. I looked around and saw what the competition was[…]
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Mimes
I tried being a Mime artist once, I did all the proper training – 2 years in total at ‘Mime’[…]
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